Marmite, marmite, marmite… what’s the deal with you?
You stick my beak together, you stink and yet I still love you.
I have witnessed you being spread on toasted soldiers and dunked into an egg. I have witnessed you being spread on a jacket potato and covered in grated cheese.
I have even witnessed you sneaking in to Boy’s lunchbox by being spread on bread with Dairylea. How do you do it? Tell me your secret, go on, go on!
How do you bend Big Mamma round your little brown, salty, yeasty finger and get her to replace you before you’ve even run out? That is quite a talent.
I am proud to share my corner of the kitchen with such an icon and if you get me a pen, can I have your autograph?
Owl is MyFamilyClub’s guest blogger. He lives with his adopted family of two adults and two very naughty children. His blog is all about things he loves – these are mainly centred around kitchen gadgets and gizmos that save you time.