Gemma Johnson

Spaghetti Legs (of the cooked variety) was born on the 19 July 2007, two weeks premature. Weighing in at 6lbs 12oz with a Mohican...

I am finally settling in to my new house after a few weeks of absolute mayhem and turmoil. Apparently it takes your body nine...

Christmas comes but once a year and for most of us, the festive season is a time where we can get together, watch terrible...

Sending my son off to school aged four years and two months really upset me, and for the life of me I just couldn’t...

And there it was. A huge, black spider with its legs all drawn up ready to pounce in my hair. It was sitting on top...

I am a busy, busy mum and not only do I have to feed two hungry monsters but I also have a husband who...

My living nightmare at the moment is the combination that is a wilful 2.5 year-old child imposing their independence and the twice daily routine...

Can you spot me? Running in the village I used to live in, in an inflatable Sumo suit? It’s a ‘Where’s Wally’ moment... You...

We recently ran a feature on 10 traditional housekeeping tips for modern mums, from keeping the fridge clean to descaling your kettle. I consider myself...

I received a World Book Day letter from my son’s school late last week, reminding me to send him ‘dressed up’ as his favourite...