Gemma Johnson

Gemma Johnson

CEO. The mum behind MyFamilyClub

Childminders beware: We need a new friend!

My wonderful sister-in-law has just given me notice on leaving the child minding profession for good. After 10 long years she is now on...

Cinema expenses and the price of not planning!

Yesterday I took my son to see Puss in Boots; I had been promising to spend some 'special time' with him for a while....

Spaghetti Legs’ first day at Big School

Sending my son off to school aged four years and two months really upset me, and for the life of me I just couldn’t...

Fabric made out of skin, I’ll take two metres please

I am finally settling in to my new house after a few weeks of absolute mayhem and turmoil. Apparently it takes your body nine...

Cheer up love, you look like a chopping board!

I love, love, love absolutely anything quirky or gadgety for the kitchen. In the next 10 years I will need a kitchen the size...

Santa Claus mankini – one soon to be very lucky owner

So you know how it goes as you get nearer to Christmas. You hide the presents in places you think the kids will never...

Mummy, how does Santa get down the chimney?

A very good friend of mine invited my kiddies to a Christmas party in his London house on Saturday 3 December. Now, this particular...

Social media at it’s finest

And there it was. A huge, black spider with its legs all drawn up ready to pounce in my hair. It was sitting on top...

Kids parties and hangovers don’t mix!

Children’s birthday parties are, at the best of times, hard work! Not to mention messy, noisy and exhausting. But when you’re nursing a MAJOR...

Moving house and brussel sprouts

About four months ago, I decided that life just wasn't stressful enough, what with juggling a job, a commute, a marriage and two kids....